Our bed was a heavily used futon, ultimately shaped like a banana on one side. 😅 There is housekeeping, but only until 11 am. A request made a few minutes after results in an explanation to the rules and no cleaning. Check out is 10 am, no exceptions. Asking for late check out results in an explanation of the rules, pointing to a piece of paper that you receive when you check in stating no late check out, and no late check out.
The rooms do not look like the front entrance and the cute little stairs in front of the building are to shops, not the hotel rooms. There are couches and a microwave in an unusual layout of a lobby area. There is no coffee in the room, only green tea that you collect yourself from the lobby.
I asked for recommendations on where to eat, or if the individuals working there had any favorite shopping stores. None were shared.
Bonus: there are single use q-tips, that did make the $350/night banana futon all worth it.