The room was filthy. Wrinkles in the sheets, the bed felt wet and as if sand was never washed off it, and the curtains were covered in mold and mildew. They are undergoing renovations but it seems the whole place needs a MASSIVE cleaning.
Good stuff? The swim up bar is cool. Of course it is, it’s a swim up bar. The beach views are pretty. The food was good, however overpriced it is (we spent $85 for a BUFFET BREAKFAST).
Do yourself a favor and skip this. It’s just a capitalist scam designed to make rich white people feel safe in a territory predominantly occupied by brown people. Touch grass, go have an experience elsewhere. Otherwise, hole up in this sterile, trashy, gimmick of a hotel if that’s your vibe.