Hoodoy. Where to begin.
First of all, the property is VERY expensive. We got a King Lakeview room with a balcony for our anniversary. So far so good. We arrived, and were excited at the decor and the "resort" look of the lobby and grounds. Checkin was seamless and painless.
When we go to the room, which we paid over $320/night for, it was actually smaller than a Motel 6 room. The bathroom was tiny, with a very small shower/tub combo, as you would find in any extreme-lower-end exterior corridor motel.
The TV didn't work and when we asked for someone to check it out, we showed them where the TV came on, but the channels only showed "lost signal," the non-English-speaking engineer simply left and never returned.
We decided to go to the property "restaurant" an hour before closing to get something to eat, and thought it would be nice to sit on the patio overlooking the lake, where we could see other people dining. The hostess, said "all the tables are dirty," which was untrue... we could see them from where we were standing... and insisted that we sit inside, at a pub table on the far side of the bar, in the dark. I order the "Wagyu sliders," excited as I had never had Wagyu beef before and wondered what the fuss was about. They arrive after 20 minutes of waiting, 2 of them... cold, dry, and disgusting. And very expensive.
The hotel, since it was our anniversary, had provided a very nice card and bottle of wine, which was a nice thought... except we don't drink.